Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Abhorsen (Sabriel)/Champ Terrace (Cupid)
Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide)/Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
Bellatrix Lestrange (HP)/Cailet (The Mageborn Traitor)
Captain James T Kirk/Turtle Wexler (The Westing Game)
Colin Creevey (HP)/Renee d'Auber (Mairelon the Magician)
Count D. (Petshop of Horrors)/Leia Organa (Star Wars)
Danny Ocean (Ocean's Eleven)/Telemain (Enchanted Forest Chronicles)
Dawn Summers (Buffy)/Ash (Evil Dead trilogy)
Dodger (Oliver Twist)/Maude Flanders (The Simpsons)
Freddy Eynesford-Hill (My Fair Lady)/Gargamel (Smurfs)
Gemini Man (Mega Man 3)/Agamemnon (Troy)
Gracie Hart (Miss Congeniality)/Siren (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)/Raistlin Majere (Dragonlance)
Jane Drew (The Dark is Rising)/Henry Jekyll-Edward Hyde (LXG)
King Louis XIV/Det. John Munch (Homicide; Law and Order)
Maximus (Gladiator)/Batoux's dog (Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence)
Mrs. Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)/Callisto (Xena)
Nicolette Raye (Kevin Hill)/Roger the Homoculus (Hellboy)
Phil Diffy (Phil of the Future)/Sethos (Amelia Peabody novels)
Rincewind (Discworld)/Hiwatari Satoshi (D.N. Angel)
Roger Smith (Big O)/Mister (Dresden Files)
Saionji Kyouichi (Revolutionary Girl Utena)/Sugar Cane Kowalczyk
Sherlock Holmes/Sir Thomas Fastolf
Thor of Asgard/DEATH (Discworld)
Wolfwood (Trigun)/Winston Churchill
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