Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Aramis (Dogtanian)/Wile E. Coyote
Ari (Okage: Shadow King)/The knights who say NI (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Chuck Noblet (Strangers With Candy)/Warren Worthington III (X-Men)
Clair Howell (Oz)/Susan (Desperate Housewives)
Clark Kent (Smallville)/Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
Doc Savage (Doc Savage stories)/Captain Elizabeth Lochley (Babylon 5)
Dr. Daniel Jackson/Griffith (Berserk)
Dylan Moran (Shaun of the Dead)/Sir Henry Posonby
Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)/Doctor John Polidori (Gothic)
Ginger (West Wing)/Tanda (Another Fine Myth)
Gogo Yubari (Kill Bill)/Grumpy Bear
Hurley (Lost)/Jafar (Disney's Aladdin)
Irvine Kinneas (FF8)/Chappy Chappy (Irritability)
John Meyers (Hellboy)/Zack Allen (B5)
Jonathan Preston (Equilibrium)/Joseph Malik (Illuminatus Trillogy)
Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)/The "Can you hear me now?" guy
Mileena (Mortal Kombat)/Agent Dana Scully (X-Files)
Ozymandias (X-Men)/Ray Singh (The Lovely Bones)
Ra's al Ghul (Batman Begins)/Melanie Wilkes (Gone with the Wind)
The "Dude/Rosie Cotton (LotR)
The Wendy's Chili Finger Lady/Penelope Pitstop (The Perils of ...)
Timon (The Lion King)/Seiya (Sailor Moon)
Vachon (Forever Knight)/Low Key (American Gods)
Walt Disney/Kronk (The Emporer's New Groove)
Yo-less (Jonny Trilogy)/The Raven (Poe)
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