Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
'Skank' Marden/Miette (City of Lost Children)
Captain Cronos/Paul Merton (HIGNFY)
Cassie (Buffy)/Mrs. Brisby (The Secret of NIMH)
Cosette (Les Miserables)/Judas Iscariot (Jesus Christ Superstar)
Demian (Hermann Hesse's Demian)/Jessica Atreides (Dune)
Gilraen (LotR)/Arsenal (Teen Titans)
Haley (Road Waffles 1)/Harmony (Sore Thumbs)
Heather Mason (Silent Mason 3)/Ezekiel Stone (Brimstone)
Jaye Tyler (Wonderfalls)/The Beatnik Girl (An Extremely Goofy Movie)
Jerott Blythe (The Lymond Chronicles)/Katou Masaru (Gantz)
Jordan-Two-Delta (The Island)/Naru (Sailor Moon)
Lancelot (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)/Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Mary Midnight (Strangers in Paradise)/Davis (Tru Calling)
Merton (Big Wolf on Campus)/Zatanna Zatarra (Justice League)
Morgan Pym (The Collector)/Gordon Tracy (Thunderbirds)
Nicole Wallace (Law and Order:CI)/Nursie (Blackadder II)
PC Plum (Balamory)/Lavaeolus (Discworld)
Prince Ludwig (Blackadder)/Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Running Man (Intellivision)/The Narrator (Fight Club)
Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob Squarepants)/Dr. Emmett Brown (Back to the Future)
Simon Tam (Firefly)/Princess Sally Acorn (Sonic Comic Archie verse)
The "Can you hear me now?" guy/Jonathan Teatime (Discworld)
The Conduit (Angel)/Perfect Tommy (Buckaroo Banzai)
The Question/Gilad Pallaeon (Star Wars EU)
Thumper (Bambi)/Chance Harper (Strange Luck)
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