Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Al Borland (Home Improvement)/George Hammond (Stargate SG-1)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)/Mother Theresa
Dairine Callahan (Young Wizards)/Ambassador Soval (Enterprise)
David Shaw (A Perfect Murder)/Jane Burnham (American Beauty)
Ducky Mallard (NCIS)/Dr. Paul Anderson (Lost Skeleton of Cadavra)
Elizabeth Bathory/Rin (Final Fantasy X)
Hank Venture (Venture Brothers)/Booger (Revenge of the Nerds)
Hoshigaki Kisame (Naruto)/Garrett (Thief computer game)
Howard the Duck/Gary (Early Edition)
Jacob Wheeler (Into the West)/Morgan Pym (The Collector)
Johnny Vulture ("Hey Ya!" video)/Rocio (Belle Epoque)
Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace (Battlestar Galactica 2004)/Cameron Frye (Ferris Beuller's Day Off)
Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere)/"Half-Cocked" Jack Shaftoe (Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle)
Max (Dark Angel)/Reg Shoe (Discworld)
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)/Aaron Burr
Nanmu (Utena)/Kagura Souma (Fruits Basket)
Nick Stokes (CSI)/The Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere)
Nicodemus Legend (Legend)/Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Piggy (Lord of the Flies)/Nightfall (The Legend of Nightfall)
Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)/Georgia (Georgia)
Sean McNamara (Nip/Tuck)/The Shade (DC Comics)
Souji (Peace Maker Kruogane)/Jean-Claude (Anita Blake books)
The Bride (Kill Bill)/Carson Beckett (Stargate Atlantis)
Toby Amies/Willie Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
Willie (Anita Blake)/Arthur Wellesley (1st Duke of Wellington)
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