Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Abe no Seimei (Onmyouji)/Matilda (Matilda)
Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide)/Pansy Parkinson (Harry Potter)
Baxter (Anchorman)/Gen. Mike Rodgers (Tom Clancy's Ops Center)
Christopher Robin (Winnie the Pooh)/Melvin Smiley (The Big Hit)
Chuck Noblet (Strangers With Candy)/Princess Fiona (Shrek)
Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)/Eric Draven (The Crow)
Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)/Lola (Run Lola Run)
Fiona (About a Boy)/Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash)
Greg Sanders (CSI)/Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek)
Holly Short (Artemis Fowl)/William Wordsworth
Jodi Chang (Tremors: The Series)/Deckard Kain (Diablo)
John Malkovich (Being John Malkovich)/Matilda (Matilda)
Kawai Mitsuko (Dark Waters)/The Man in Black (The Princess Bride)
Lyta Alexander (Babylon 5)/The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
Mandrake the Magician/Rasputin
Mr. Big (Sex and the City)/Suoh Takamura (Clamp Campus Detective)
Nan Pilgrim (Chrestomanci Chronicles)/Thomas Crown (The Thomas Crown Affair)
Nynaeve al'Meara (Wheel of Time)/Genma Santome (Ranma 1/2)
Piers Gaveston/Tom Campbell-Gore (Holby City Hospital)
Ruby Moon (Cardcaptor Sakura)/Jack (Samurai Jack)
Sam (The Lost Boys)/Nicolette Raye (Kevin Hill)
Seth (The Authority)/Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Turlough (Doctor Who)/Fester (Addams Family)
Watson (Sherlock Holmes)/Lou Beckett (Jake 2.0)
Westley (Princess Bride)/Vachon (Forever Knight)
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