Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Agatha Trunchbull (Matilda)/Griffith (Berserk)
Archangel Michael (Michael)/Mr. Tumnus (Chronicles of Narnia)
Belgarath (The Belgariad series)/Mr. Brown (PotC)
Casey McCall (Sports Night)/Polly Perks (Discworld)
Chef (South Park)/Antonio Salieri (Amadeus)
Crawford Mackenzie (The Big Tease)/Emperor Cartagia (Babylon 5)
Crush (Finding Nemo)/Tyra Banks (America's Next Top Model)
Dory (Finding Nemo)/Alex Cabot (L&O:SVU)
Factory Foreman (Les Miserables)/Bertie Wooster (Jeeves and Wooster)
Fritz Brenner (Nero Wolfe)/Jamie Madrox (X-men universe)
Hikaru Shindou (Hikaru no Go)/Miss Moneypenny (James Bond)
Lwaxana Troi (Star Trek)/Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie)
Lysander Sage (Charlie Bone)/Hevn (Get Backers)
Martha Kent (Smallville)/The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)
Murray (Monkey Island)/Manny Bianco (Black Books)
Original Cindy (Dark Angel)/The Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere)
Raiel (Violinist of Hameln)/Jane (Daria)
Rex Manning (Empire Records)/Det. John Munch (Homicide; Law and Order)
Sora (Kingdom Hearts)/Alex of Tirragen (Songs of the Lioness)
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)/Ugly Stepsister (Shrek 2)
Starbuck (original Battlestar Galactica)/Angela (Queen of Wands)
Stuart Jones (Queer as Folk UK)/Shinn Asuka (Gundam SEED Destiny)
Susie Derkins (Calvin and Hobbes)/Chief Weasel (Wind in the Willows)
Tom Cruise/Nicolette Raye (Kevin Hill)
Tracy Lord (The Philadelphia Story)/Mary Cherry (Popular)
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