Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Adrian Monk (Monk)/Arthur Dimmesdale (Scarlet Letter)
Aida (the Verdi opera)/Gadgetron Helpdesk Girl (Ratchet and Clank)
Bill the Pony (LotR)/Pee-Wee Herman
Callisto (Xena)/Reverend Mother Helen Gaius Mohaim (Dune books)
Captain Hans (Hellsing)/Elliot Stabler (Law and Order SVU)
Cassandra Cain (Batman)/Hakaider (Hakaider the Mechanical Violater)
Christopher Snow (Dean Koontz novels)/The Virgin Mary
Drogyn (Angel)/Marv (Sin City)
El Mariachi/Uchiha Sasuke (Naruto)
Elizabeth Bathory/Dani Moonstar
Etienne Navarre (Ladyhawke)/Vernon Dursley
Grim (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)/Jack Bristow (Alias)
Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash)/Puck (Gargoyles)
Kyle Rayner (Green Lantern)/Viola (Twelfth Night)
Lee Holloway (Secretary)/Solomon (Bible)
Lt. Gaeta (Battlestar Galactica)/Nishi Jouichirou (Gantz)
Menchi (Excel Saga)/Grandpa (Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi)
Pandora (Vampire Chronicles)/Vash (Star Trek TNG)
Phillipe (Ladyhawke)/Cassidy (Preacher)
Riff (West Side Story)/Hellboy
Robert Neville (I Am Legend)/Mr. Hanky (South Park)
Ross (Are You Afraid of the Dark?)/Jennifer Lopez
Tim O'Neill (Seaquest)/Phil McNeil (NewsRadio)
Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Monsieur Gillenormand (Les Miserables)
Yvette (Clue)/Delores Van Cartier (Sister Act)
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