Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Aravis (The Chronicles of Narnia)/Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones's Diary)
Clementine Kruczynski/Homestar Runner
Crawford Mackenzie (The Big Tease)/Sloth (The Goonies)
Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous)/Jack Crow (Vampires)
Ellie Arroway (Contact)/Eden (Blue Crush)
Eltoshan (Fire Emblem: Seisen no Keifu)/Lady Therese Osbaldestone (Cynster novels)
Francher (Zenna Henderson's People series)/Roscoe P. Coltrane (Dukes of Hazzard)
Han Solo (Star Wars)/Jar-Jar (Star Wars)
Harold (Neighbours)/Frank Pembleton (Homicide)
Joe Kavalier (The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay)/Catcher Block (Down With Love)
Juliet Butler (Artermis Fowl)/Lenny Nero (Strange Days)
Kirsty (Johnny Maxwell trilogy)/General Woundwart (Watership Down)
Lennier (B5)/Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
Loki (Dogma)/Richard III
Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)/Nynaeve al'Meara (Wheel of Time)
Paul (The Wonder Years)/Harriet Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
Paul Merton (HIGNFY)/Jaws (James Bond)
Phantom (Megaman Zero)/Carla (War for the Oaks)
Randi (ER)/Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects)
Rick Blaine (Casablanca)/Southpaw (She-Hulk)
Ripley (Alien series)/Beren (The Silmarillion)
Schillinger (Oz)/Alan Shore (Boston Legal)
Tinkerbell (Peter Pan)/The Count of Monte Cristo
Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes commercials)/Anna Stern (O.C.)
Zhaan (Farscape)/Tom Delay (US House of Representatives)
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