Potion Description Generator

Descriptions for potions, magial or mundane. Or in a few cases just disgusting.

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The bubbling, oily elixir that is jade with pearl oddiments. It smells and tastes like cherries.
The bubbling, opalescent, chunky elixir that is green with ebony flakes. It smells and tastes like ashes.
The bubbling, pulsing potion that is rose with black bubbles. It smells like lettuce, but tastes like raspberries.
The bubbling, transparent substance that is gray in color. It smells like dirt and bile, but tastes like rot and tea.
The fizzing, ichorous, slimy elixir that is azure with topaz glows. It smells like bannanas and wine, but tastes like fish and excrement.
The fizzing, slimy elixir that is cyan in color. It smells and tastes like butter.
The fizzing, thick fluid that is yellow in color. It smells like raw meat and cabbage, but tastes like spinach.
The frothing, fizzing tonic that is orange with cerulean accretions on the side. It smells and tastes like raw meat.
The glowing fluid that is jade in color. It smells and tastes like honey and vanilla.
The glowing fluid that is white with amethyst glows. It smells and tastes like pears.
The jade draught. It smells like lettuce and apples, but tastes like beer and salt water.
The pulsing, thin mixture that is red with indigo accretions on the side. It smells like chocolate, but tastes like bannanas and earwax.
The pulsing, viscious draught that is silver in color. It smells like cantaloupe and wine, but tastes like coffee.
The reflective, thin fluid that is black in color. It smells and tastes like salt.
The smoking, glowing, chunky liquid that is obsidian in color. It smells and tastes like chemicals and apples.
The steaming, murky draught that is azure with crimson specks. It smells like coffee and excrement, but tastes like ginger and earwax.
The swirling, oily substance that is amethyst with brown glows. It smells and tastes like salt.
The thin tonic that is copper in color. It smells like apples and red pepper, but tastes like raspberries.
The transparent mixture that is ruby with rose specks. It smells and tastes like acid.
The transparent, oily mixture that is purple with jade bubbles. It smells and tastes like vomit.

 

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