Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the radioactive invisible sheep with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the angry genetically-engineered swans powered by atomic energy!
Release the super-fast crazed sneaky robot poodles!
Release the berserk regenerating possums powered by atomic energy!
Release the regenerating throat-ripping cyborg shrimp that live to destroy!
Release the angry deer that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the genetically-engineered telepathic cyborg chihuahuas that live to destroy!
Release the armored sneaky berserk pigs!
Release the angry sneaky demonic bears!
Release the radioactive sneaky beavers!
Release the super-intelligent telepathic vampire ferrets!
Release the psychopathic telepathic genetically-engineered bears with self-destruct devices!
Release the crazed berserk psychic squirrels that spit poison darts!
Release the super-fast insane invisible yorkshire terriers!
Release the shape-shifting stealthy tigers that are immune to bullets!


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