Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the genetically-engineered mind-controlled demonic cheetahs!
Release the shape-shifting sneaky horses with poisonous breath!
Release the psychopathic stealthy sloths!
Release the super-strong throat-ripping psychic beavers that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the supersonic armadilloes that are immune to bullets!
Release the single-minded psychic squid that live to destroy!
Release the supersonic insane android ferrets!
Release the hateful assasin horses!
Release the murderous psychic ducks!
Release the regenerating insane teleporting oxen armed with machine guns!
Release the single-minded elephants that spit poison darts!
Release the hateful ninja swans with self-destruct devices!
Release the minature psychopathic invisible mechanical deer!
Release the shape-shifting stealthy ninja badgers with poisonous breath!
Release the hateful robot chihuahuas powered by atomic energy!

 

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