Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the shape-shifting angry mice that can smell fear!
Release the radioactive throat-ripping demonic oxen that are immune to bullets!
Release the single-minded teleporting mechanical ferrets!
Release the regenerating sneaky teleporting mechanical iguanas powered by atomic energy!
Release the super-strong murderous assasin deer!
Release the angry teleporting cyborg iguanas that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the invisible supersonic ducks!
Release the regenerating crazed genetically-engineered pigs with laser eyes!
Release the sneaky genetically-engineered mules with self-destruct devices!
Release the super-fast sneaky mechanical slugs!
Release the invisible murderous mechanical gunea pigs!
Release the berserk psychic bunnies!
Release the enormous murderous ninja roaches that live to destroy!
Release the supersonic demonic foxes!
Release the supersonic psychopathic assasin squid with laser eyes!


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