Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the armored psychopathic sharks!
Release the insane regenerating capybaras that are immune to bullets!
Release the enormous ninja hummingbirds that can smell fear!
Release the regenerating cyborg deer that live to destroy!
Release the invisible super-intelligent mechanical gunea pigs powered by atomic energy!
Release the genetically-engineered angry regenerating vampire wildebeasts with poisonous breath!
Release the sneaky vampire tigers that feed off of fear!
Release the giant super-intelligent berserk robot badgers!
Release the psychopathic teleporting tigers powered by atomic energy!
Release the regenerating mind-controlled cyborg housecats!
Release the psychopathic stealthy chihuahuas that can control minds!
Release the radioactive robot ferrets!
Release the genetically-engineered hateful teleporting demonic capybaras with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the psychopathic shape-shifting crocodiles that live to destroy!
Release the regenerating stealthy hippos that can control minds!


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