Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the robot monkeys that can smell fear!
Release the robot shrimp powered by atomic energy!
Release the invisible shape-shifting demonic yorkshire terriers powered by atomic energy!
Release the anthropomorphic assasin genetically-engineered tigers!
Release the radioactive sneaky housecats!
Release the radioactive hateful psychic mules!
Release the hateful bears that can control minds!
Release the radioactive hummingbirds that spew deadly parasites!
Release the armored supersonic bears!
Release the genetically-engineered aligators with laser eyes!
Release the genetically-engineered psychopathic invisible sloths that can smell fear!
Release the insane psychic aligators powered by atomic energy!
Release the giant stealthy vampire sharks that are immune to bullets!
Release the invisible throat-ripping hummingbirds!
Release the giant hateful cyborg whales with the ability to walk up walls!


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