Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the minature crazed shape-shifting mechanical yorkshire terriers that can control minds!
Release the angry telepathic genetically-engineered chihuahuas!
Release the genetically-engineered poodles that are immune to bullets!
Release the genetically-engineered insane stealthy capybaras!
Release the throat-ripping psychic badgers!
Release the single-minded assasin tigers with self-destruct devices!
Release the sneaky foxes that can control minds!
Release the supersonic shape-shifting robot ferrets!
Release the super-strong berserk platypi with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the armored psychopathic invisible vampire aligators that can smell fear!
Release the supersonic murderous poodles armed with machine guns!
Release the throat-ripping cyborg sheep!
Release the supersonic crocodiles that can control minds!
Release the single-minded android sloths!
Release the enormous super-intelligent bears that spew deadly parasites!


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