Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the ninja whales with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the radioactive berserk psychic robot squirrels with self-destruct devices!
Release the super-fast super-intelligent sloths that can control minds!
Release the teleporting squid powered by atomic energy!
Release the super-strong angry regenerating pigs with poisonous breath!
Release the invisible berserk mice that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the invisible super-intelligent kangaroos that are immune to bullets!
Release the assasin mice that spew deadly parasites!
Release the super-fast sneaky genetically-engineered beavers that throw blasts of energy!
Release the minature berserk android elephants that are immune to bullets!
Release the invisible cyborg sharks!
Release the giant stealthy throat-ripping armadilloes with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the murderous assasin demonic hippos with laser eyes!
Release the giant sneaky cyborg penguins that spew deadly parasites!
Release the demonic sharks that spew deadly parasites!

 

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