Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the assasin genetically-engineered yorkshire terriers armed with machine guns!
Release the psychic squid that can smell fear!
Release the invisible psychopathic shape-shifting mechanical bears that can interface with electronic devices!
Release the giant throat-ripping beavers that can smell fear!
Release the minature horses that are immune to bullets!
Release the radioactive sneaky regenerating demonic deer!
Release the genetically-engineered gekos that are immune to bullets!
Release the mind-controlled psychic horses!
Release the giant super-intelligent demonic cheetahs that live to destroy!
Release the teleporting platypi with laser eyes!
Release the enormous murderous cyborg squid!
Release the genetically-engineered murderous radioactive psychic squirrels!
Release the super-strong telepathic vampire bunnies that feed off of fear!
Release the regenerating tigers with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the super-strong super-intelligent telepathic psychic yorkshire terriers!

 

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