Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the shape-shifting mechanical shrimp that can smell fear!
Release the radioactive sneaky squirrels that live to destroy!
Release the insane radioactive sharks powered by atomic energy!
Release the angry robot mules!
Release the super-intelligent teleporting cyborg leopards that can control minds!
Release the insane berserk android slugs!
Release the armored hateful shape-shifting demonic squid that are immune to bullets!
Release the shape-shifting berserk teleporting sheep!
Release the super-strong sneaky invisible hummingbirds that spit poison darts!
Release the invisible super-intelligent wildebeasts powered by atomic energy!
Release the regenerating mind-controlled android housecats!
Release the shape-shifting sneaky telepathic robot capybaras that spit poison darts!
Release the giant supersonic squirrels that can control minds!
Release the super-intelligent invisible yorkshire terriers that spew deadly parasites!
Release the armored super-intelligent mechanical hippos that can smell fear!


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