Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the angry supersonic badgers with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the demonic iguanas with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the hateful genetically-engineered beavers that live to destroy!
Release the genetically-engineered berserk mechanical mules!
Release the super-intelligent tigers that can control minds!
Release the angry radioactive demonic housecats powered by atomic energy!
Release the radioactive throat-ripping vampire ferrets!
Release the sneaky stealthy foxes powered by atomic energy!
Release the armored insane robot bears!
Release the psychopathic cyborg cheetahs that feed off of fear!
Release the sneaky assasin hamsters that can smell fear!
Release the psychopathic throat-ripping hummingbirds that can control minds!
Release the giant super-intelligent throat-ripping robot shrimp that are immune to bullets!
Release the genetically-engineered psychopathic throat-ripping android armadilloes that throw blasts of energy!
Release the super-fast insane berserk cyborg rats!


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