Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the murderous radioactive psychic roaches!
Release the mind-controlled supersonic penguins!
Release the genetically-engineered murderous demonic platypi!
Release the assasin android gekos!
Release the shape-shifting murderous ninja vampire poodles armed with machine guns!
Release the crazed invisible hamsters!
Release the regenerating berserk ninja android bunnies with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the armored berserk regenerating possums that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the hateful invisible mechanical pandas that are immune to bullets!
Release the hateful sneaky bears!
Release the radioactive crazed sneaky pigs that are immune to bullets!
Release the single-minded genetically-engineered whales that can smell fear!
Release the radioactive sneaky supersonic leopards!
Release the hateful throat-ripping squirrels that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the enormous radioactive gunea pigs that are immune to bullets!

 

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