Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Annoying Chemical Ogler
Annoying Computerized Rapper
Bacon Rocket Panties
Burrito Aerochip
Cherry Explosive Slapperazer
Coffee Rocket
Emergency Onion Targeter
Flatulent Internet-enabled Chip
Gyro-stabilized Disco Negatoroid
Gyroscopic Vase
Iso 900-compliant Bureaucratic Teleporter-o-meter
Industrial-strength Burbon Bomb
Jazz Fusion-powered Spazzer
Lampshade Cloaker
Moronic Electronic Tripper
Neutron Hyperinfuriator
Salt Multicontroller
Spastic Ultrasonic Controller
Stinky Sweater
Yarn Internet-enabled Multicatcher


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