Wacky Gadget Generator
Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.
The Sanctum has had a technical upgrade in late September, 2025. If you see any issues, you can reach me at my Linktree.
My future Sanctum plans are here. Grab the data archives here!
Gadgets
Automatic Varicose Cosmodriver
Batter-dipped Calculator
Cinnamon Compuholder
Cocoa Gyro-stabilized Insulterorg
Computerized Smokerorg
Cryogenic Internet-enabled Prancer
Death Slapperator
Disco Carbon Stapler
Dynamic Belcher
Electromagnetic Rhymer
Frictionless Thread Negator
Fusion-powered Cheese Calculator
Gyroscopic Ignorance Kilobomb
Iso 900-compliant Magnetic Chronoindicator
Ignorance Cosmocomputer
Internet-enabled Underwear Targeter
Supersonic Annoyerator
Viral Eyeliner
Viral Yodeler
Whiteboard Paralyseroid
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