Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Annoying Gyroscopic Technocannon
Antimatter Barfer-a-tron
Awesome Fluromissile
Baseball Fusion-powered Top-hat
Batter-dipped Negatorizer
Cherry Blaster
Configurable Drywall Melternoid
Country-fried Internet-enabled Whinerizer
Emergency Ultrashampoo
Explosive Gyro-stabilized Compucheese
Frictionless Computerized Washer
Gluteal Cell Snorter-o-mat
Gyro-stabilized Slapper
Industrial-strength Spazzeryzer
Internet-enabled Suppository Elevator
Itching Probe Lithoslapper
Magnetizing Annoyer
Nuclear-powered Lint Bullet
Passenger-side Gyro-stabilized Sneezer
Rainbow Electromagnetic Targeter

 

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