Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Atom-powered Dancer
Atom-powered Jokeryzer
Atomic Chip Schizospanker
Data-driven Asphalt Moleculotargeter
Data-driven Technoburrito
Electrical Schizolipstick
Extra-dimensional Electronic Nailfile
Fork Kiloadapter
Frictionless Beer Melter
Gear Prankerorg
Golfing Atomic Cryowhiner
Gyro-stabilized Vodka Macrobattery
H.r. Electromagnetic Pinball
Healing Bread Simulator
Heavy-metal Rocket Ogler
Heavy-metal Targeter-o-mat
Onion Internet-enabled Cosmolevitator
Paranormal Fluromoccasins
Refittable Thread Calculator
Stupid Death Joker-a-tron


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