Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Atomic Tofu Technocatcher
Carbon Kiloannoyer
Computerized Chain Tripper
Concrete Football
Dynamic Baseball Drive
Electronic Football
Gyrating Tablecloth Kilogrenade
Gyro-stabilized Neutron Cryopaperclip
Internet-enabled Carbon Jockstrap
Internet-enabled Watt Biocake
Low-carb Explosive Retroflowchart
Moronic Fusion-powered Detector
Plywood Piston Kilovase
Polarized Gluteal Probe
Polka Chip Technohankerchief
Programmable Deep-fried Concealer
Rainbow Heliocannon
Refittable Supersonic Pranker
Second-hand Atom-powered Oscillator
Supersonic Astrospanker

 

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