Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Carb-free Drive Oven Mitt
Concrete Danceryzer
Data-driven Cabbage Rocket
Electrical Flatuence Battery
Expresso Ultrasonic Crematoryzer
Garlic Grenade
Gyro-stabilized Groper
Gyro-stabilized Souffle Dynachip
Industrial-strength Mechanooven Mitt
Internet-enabled Grenade Nailfile
Internet-enabled Stupid Boosteryzer
Military Joker
Nuclear Infuriator
Plywood Klein Bottle
Polarized Infuriatoranoid
Programmable Morse Elevator
Second-hand Grenade
Supersonic Flowchart
Thermos Melter-o-meter
Transmuting Haribrush

 

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