The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astounding Maelstorm of Diarrhea
Bile Field
Caffene Assault
Cola Maelstorm
Curse of Annoyance
Cursed Incantation of the Cheese Giant
Cursed Noodles Globe
Damned Enchantment of the Milkmaid
Dark Spell of Onion Dip
Jet of Coffee
Luminous Aura of Diarrhea
Occult Invocation of Detergent
Pool of Irregularity
Protection from Goths
Ultimate Warp of Syrup


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