The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Amazing Sphere of Cardboard
Astonishing Invocation of the Church Lady
Astrological Puddle of Toothpaste
Astrological Ramen Spout
Cause Foot Odor in Female Impersonator
Cursed Transfiguration of Steak Sauce
Deoderant Cube
Dispell Diarrhea in Haberdashers
Eliminate Pus Golem
Erruption of Juice
Illusionary Cage of Diarrhea
Magical Evocation of Ranting
Onion Dip Vortex
Slay Pasta Elemental
Transform Cobbler


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