The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astounding Evocation of Bad Hygene
Astounding Transfiguration of the Confetti Angel
Beam of Corn
Cabbage Globe
Cage of Bad Taste
Cage of Sausage
Damned Storm of Pornography
Dominate Female Impersonators
Globe of Fertlizer
Hellish Pudding Warp
Hermetic Transfiguration of the Clowns
Induce Cramps in Stripper
Invoke Vindictiveness in Strippers
Mystic Evocation of Mucus
Talk to Corn Fairy


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