The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astonishing Invocation of Immaturity
Astonishing Meat Torus
Call Tea Giant
Cause Vindictiveness
Eliminate Comedian
Great Sphere of Ramen
Holy Chant of Pornography
Induce Piles in Strippers
Luminous Transfiguration of the Meat Elemental
Necromantic Chant of Flatulence
Spastic Ray of Bad Hair
Spastic Warp of Detergent
Unbelievable Invocation of the Goths
Vaseline Erruption
Vortex of Bile


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