The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astonishing Evocation of the Noodles Dragon
Communicate with Batter Dragon
Dark Ceremony of Warts
Dark Mustard Puddle
Dominate Cotton Candy Dragon
Dread Chant of the Toejam Devil
Eliminate Annoyance
Infernal Enchantment of Bad Hygene
Infernal Incantation of the Syrup Fairy
Magical Chant of the Pus Dragon
Protection from Groupie
Spiritual Jet of Diarrhea
Spiritual Ritual of the Snot Golem
Storm of Urine
Unholy Spell of the Tinsel Dragon


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