The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Vortex of Warts
Burning Cube of Inconvenience
Cabalistic Invocation of the Boybands
Cause Piles
Cure Bad Hair
Grand Ceremony of Flatulence
Holy Invocation of the Toothpaste Spirit
Infernal Spell of Pornography
Invoke Dandruff Entity
Lettuce Blast
Magical Vinegar Wall
Overwhelming Spell of the Lounge Singer
Prismatic Armor of Vaseline
Spank Tinsel Angel
Syrup Ball

 

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