The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Alchemical Spell of the Detergent Golem
Amazing Blob of Constipation
Call Cobblers
Concealment from Strippers
Cure Diarrhea in Church Ladies
Damned Invocation of the Dentist
Eliminate Crossdressing in Comedian
Glob of Coffee
Heal Complaining
Invoke Drooling in Female Impersonators
Lettuce Puddle
Prismatic Enchantment of the Schoolteacher
Saliva Warp
Snot Vortex
Spastic Transfiguration of Yarn


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