The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Bind Toejam Entity
Cola Torus
Divine Rite of Noodles
Eliminate Baldness in Accountants
Eliminate Inconvenience in Stunt Doubles
Etheral Chant of Balsa
Invoke Silliness in Fangirls
Magical Spray of Dandruff
Occult Zone of Drool
Spank Hair Golem
Spastic Puddle of Vaseline
Unholy Enchantment of Acne
Unholy Enchantment of Salad Dressing
Vortex of Halitosis
Wall of Nervousness


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