The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astounding Bolt of Silliness
Astounding Enchantment of Blathering
Caffene Ball
Cube of Foot Odor
Cursed Ceremony of Sinus Drainage
Divine Enchantment of the Elvis Impersonator
Extra-Planar Warp of Nose Picking
Grand Pool of Drunkeness
Magical Chant of Juice
Mystic Caffene Cage
Necromantic Spell of Salad Dressing
Spastic Transfiguration of Toothpaste
Sphere of Vindictiveness
Spout of Vindictiveness
Wall of Steak Sauce


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