The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astrological Fertlizer Glob
Bacon Jet
Burning Ritual of Detergent
Cosmic Invocation of Ranting
Create Crossdressing
Cube of Vinegar
Cursed Invocation of the Mouthwash Spirit
Cursed Sawdust Zone
Damned Enchantment of Diarrhea
Great Mucus Assault
Illusionary Ritual of the Onion Dip Elemental
Infernal Invocation of Bacon
Occult Cheese Zone
Spastic Pudding Beam
Speak with Ravers


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