The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Burning Chant of the Fangirls
Cosmic Incantation of the Tinsel Elemental
Eliminate Drooling in Tap Dancers
Glob of Caffene
Globe of Baldness
Globe of Corn
Hair Blast
Hermetic Spell of the Flatulence Elemental
Holy Enchantment of the Corn Spirit
Holy Evocation of the Lettuce Entity
Hummus Blast
Ray of Vindictiveness
Spastic Wall of Deoderant
Ultimate Cola Storm
Vaseline Pool


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