The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Enchantment of Caffene
Blob of Whining
Burning Evocation of the Church Ladies
Cabalistic Transfiguration of the Urine Fairy
Eliminate Arrogance in Tap Dancer
Eliminate Baldness in Milkmaids
Etheral Ceremony of the Chimneysweep
Heavenly Spell of the Meat Devil
Invoke Flatulence in Stripper
Puddle of Bile
Sorcerous Maelstorm of Drooling
Spank Florist
Talk to Tap Dancers
Unbelievable Ceremony of Tea
Zone of Cola

 

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