The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Invocation of Mustard
Astounding Rite of Vinegar
Bolt of Belching
Destroy Foot Odor Demon
Dispell Bad Hair in Gym Teachers
Eliminate Crossdressing
Flaming Rite of the Crossdresser
Hermetic Blob of Sawdust
Induce Irregularity in Poser
Induce Neuroses in Fanboy
Onion Dip Armor
Puddle of Complaining
Slay Elvis Impersonator
Spastic Invocation of the Balsa Golem
Unbelievable Storm of Stupidity

 

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