The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astonishing Beam of Butter
Astounding Puddle of Crossdressing
Ball of Sunburn
Beam of Juice
Burning Milk Beam
Dark Enchantment of the Flatulence Entity
Eliminate Low Self-Esteem
Great Pool of Cotton Candy
Great Torus of Milk
Luminous Armor of Ramen
Ray of Constipation
Salad Dressing Storm
Unbelievable Ceremony of the Accountant
Unholy Rite of the Gym Teacher
Warp of Deoderant


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