The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astrological Incantation of Milk
Cabalistic Chant of Warts
Cabalistic Zone of Vaseline
Curse of Sunburn
Damned Ceremony of the Chimneysweep
Erruption of Incontinence
Globe of Athlete's Foot
Hellish Rite of the Posers
Invoke Acne in Strippers
Occult Pudding Ball
Pornography Curse
Spiritual Transfiguration of Anal-Retentiveness
Torus of Mustard
Unholy Curse of Yogurt
Zone of Whining


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