The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Ball of Cola
Beam of Sunburn
Cause Irritation in Elvis Impersonators
Communicate with Salad Dressing Golem
Cure Arrogance
Cursed Cage of Steak Sauce
Damned Disc of Bile
Damned Transfiguration of the Mouthwash Spirit
Deoderant Spray
Heavenly Aura of Sawdust
Magical Invocation of the Geeks
Necromantic Ritual of Bad Hygene
Persperation Aura
Sorcerous Spell of the Panhandlers
Unholy Zone of Grumpiness


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