Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)/Alexander Hartdegen (The Time Machine)
Aubrey (Something Positive)/Michael Colefield (Ultraviolet)
Big Barda (New Gods)/Eyes Rutherford (Spiral - The Bond of Reasoning)
Budd (Kill Bill)/GOB Bluth (Arrested Development)
Col. Flagg (M*A*S*H)/Abby Brewster (Arsenic and Old Lace)
Cyril Fielding (A Passage to India)/Ben Mears (Salem's Lot)
Dr. Julian Bashir (Star Trek DS9)/Alex Rosewater (Big O)
Ellen Ripley (Aliens)/Orochimaru (Naruto)
Ferris Bueller/Mad-Eye Moody (HP)
Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)/The Ring (Lord of the Rings)
Gilad Pallaeon (Star Wars EU)/Eris (Greek mythology)
Hannah Porter Pitt (Angels in America)/Galen (Planet of the Apes)
Jim Hacker (Yes Prime Minister)/Nabiki Tendou (Ranma 1/2)
Justin Crowe (Carnivale)/Thomas Jefferson
Louis (Vampire Chronicles)/Rose (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Morgan Pym (The Collector)/Ed'Rashtekaresket t'k Gh'shesttaesteh (Deep Wizardry)
Orion (New Gods)/Reepicheep (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Rand al'Thor (Wheel of Time)/Mr. Prosser (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Richard Mayhew (Neverwhere)/Sir Didymus (Labyrinth)
Sarah MacKenzie (JAG)/Bug (Crossing Jordan)
The Corinthian (Sandman)/Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)/Mooby the Golden Calf (Dogma)
Tyra Banks (America's Next Top Model)/God (Bible)
Watanuki Kimihiro (XXXHolic)/Medea (Medea by Euripides)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda)/Gemini Man (Mega Man 3)
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