Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide)/Chris (Stand by Me)
Bartleby (Dogma)/Ginger Fitzgerald (Ginger Snaps)
Capt. Christopher Pike (Star Trek)/Theoden (Lord of the Rings)
Captain Pollution (Captain Planet)/Karin Murphy (The Dresden Files)
Doris Finsecker (Fame)/Sgt Lewis (Inspector Morse)
Edmond Dantes (The Count of Monte Cristo)/Hayasaka Erica (Megatokyo)
Ella (Ella Enchanted)/Donald Trump (The Apprentice)
George (Dead Like Me)/Gumby
Harvey (Farscape)/David Brent (The Office)
Hot Rod (Transformers)/D'Argo (Farscape)
Leeloo (The Fifth Element)/Joel Stevens (Boomtown)
Maj. Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1)/Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marco (Animorphs)/Kristine Kochanski (Red Dwarf)
Marietta (HP)/Temple Page (The District)
Marquis de Sade/Top Dollar (The Crow)
Matt Bellamy (Muse RPF)/Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
Michael (Arrested Development)/Puni Puni Poemy)
Miss Dashwood the Elder (Sense and Sensibility)/Chef (South Park)
Nimue (King Arthur)/Adam Smith ("Wealth of Nations")
Pegasus (Sailor Moon)/Claude Winchester (Gravitation)
Reepicheep (The Chronicles of Narnia)/Donald Kaufman (Adaptation)
Regulus Black (HP)/Lady Eboshi (Princess Mononoke)
Said (La Haine)/Lightray (New Gods)
The T-1000 (T2: Judgment Day)/Laura Roslin (Battlestar Galactica 2004)
Vic Fontaine (Star Trek DS9)/Queequeg (The X-Files)
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