Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Abraham Whistler (Blade movies)/Emperor Cartagia (Babylon 5)
Agent Sands (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)/Lucas (Empire Records)
Amy Gardner (West Wing)/Pagan Kidrouk (Pagan's Crusade)
Cassandra (Greek mythology)/Echo (Greek mythology)
Colin the security robot (HHGttG)/Teresa Ortiz (Boomtown)
Father Mulcahy (M*A*S*H)/Mr. Bananagrabber (Arrested Development)
Gavroche Thenardier (Les Miserables)/Dave Kovic (Dave)
Genma Santome (Ranma 1/2)/The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)
Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)/Nuala (Sandman)
Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)/Grandpa (Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi)
Ivor Vorpatil (Barrayar novels)/Sarah Connor (Terminator)
Jack Brigance (A Time to Kill)/Superman
Jimmy Bond (The Lone Gunmen)/Dr. Emmett Brown (Back to the Future)
Laura Ballard (Homicide)/Jay (Askewniverse)
Marcus Brody (Indiana Jones)/Velma Kelly (Chicago)
Margaret (West Wing)/Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)
Miss Scarlet (Clue)/The Phantom (The Phantom of the Opera)
Oracle (DC)/Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Scaramanga (The Man with the Golden Gun)/Yamato Ishida (Digimon)
Schroedinger (Hellsing)/Patrick (Coupling)
Sun (Lost)/Agent K (Men in Black)
Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond)/Sue Storm (Fantastic Four)
Tim O'Neill (Seaquest)/Creedy (Reign of Fire)
Viggo (Ghostbusters 2)/Jenny Calendar (Buffy)
Yoshi (Mario)/Sadako (The Ring)
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