Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)/Julian Sark (Alias)
Becky Sharp (Vanity Fair)/Myn Donos (Star Wars)
Bert Gummer (Tremors)/Abarai Renji (Bleach)
Black Rabbit of Ina (Watership Down)/Pilot (Farscape)
Doris Finsecker (Fame)/Lili von Shtupp (Blazing Saddles)
Drago Museveni (Andromeda)/Connor McManus (The Boondock Saints)
Felix Tholomyes (Les Miserables)/Vianne (Chocolat)
General Grievous (SW)/Count Rugin (Princess Bride)
Grandpa Simpson (Simpsons)/Chairman Kaga (Iron Chef)
Isabella (Gloom Cookie)/Olive Ruskette (Forgotten Realms D&D setting)
Javert (Les Miserables)/Echo (Greek mythology)
Jeffrey Wigand (The Insider)/Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
Lieutenant Malcolm Reed (Enterprise)/Iselle dy Chalion (The Curse of Chalion)
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (LotR)/The Edge (U2 guitarist)
Lu Bu (Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Vince Tyler (Queer as Folk UK)
Miss Trunchbull (Matilda)/Ritchie Tenenbaum (Royal Tenenbaums)
Morgaine/Die Fledermaus (The Tick cartoon)
Nimue (King Arthur)/Shawn Farrell (The 4400)
Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek)/Cayce Pollard (Pattern Recognitions)
Randall Flagg (The Stand)/Skeeve (Another Fine Myth)
Rembrandt van Rijn/Becky Sharp (Vanity Fair)
Rosalita Sanchez (Tremors: The Series)/Haldir (Lord of the Rings)
Scaramanga (James Bond)/Lucy Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
Topato Potato (WIGU Webcomic)/Morticia Adams
Wembley (Fraggle Rock)/Abby Morgan (Dawson's Creek)
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