Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Ben Franklin/Cassandra (HL)
Charlie (Dead Like Me)/Andy Carmichael (Goonies)
Dream (Sandman)/The Little Matchstick Girl (Hans Christian Andersen)
Elizabeth I/Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Gary (Early Edition)/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)
Gary Hobson (Early Edition)/Kevin Wilson (New Series Tomorrow People)
Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Theoden (Lord of the Rings)
Hokuto (Tokyo Babylon)/Venus Flytrap (WKRP in Cincinnati)
Horace Slughorn (HP)/Lu Xun (Dynasty Warriors)
Hunter (Neverwhere)/Yelena Rossini (Transmetropolitan)
Kari Kamiya (Digimon Adventure)/Forrest Gump
Kon-el (DC comics)/Noodle (Gorillaz)
Lynn Minmei (Macross)/Vince Tyler (Queer as Folk UK)
Matsumoto aka Shinesman Red (Shinesman)/Kisa (Fruits Basket)
Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada)/The Doctor (Voyager)
Mister Smith (Jeremiah)/Tom Delay (US House of Representatives)
Paul Atreides (Dune)/Mozart
Piccolo (DBZ)/Blair Warner (The Facts of Life)
Princess Lily (Legend)/Jor-El (SV version from "Relic")
Puck (Gargoyles)/Mervyn Pumpkinhead (Sandman)
Robert Paulson (Fight Club)/Yrael (Garth Nix's Abhorsen Trilogy)
Said (La Haine)/Black Bart
Scorpius (Farscape)/Ryan Seacrest (Americon Idol)
Vivi Ornitier (Final Fantasy 9)/Gillette (PotC)
Westley (Princess Bride)/Zacharias Smith (HP)
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