Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer
In the mood for some odd fanfic pairings? This'll meet all your needs, and quite a few non-needs. All creations mentioned are copyright(c), trademarked(tm) and soforth their individual owners. No infringement on existing copyright is intended. Not responsible whatsoever for the results or any reactions they cause.
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Pairings
Ally McBeal/Pantalaimon (His Dark Materials)
Benny Hill/Jack (Jack in the Box spokesman)
Cloud Dancing (Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman)/Christopher Chant (The Chronicles of Chrestomanci)
Corwin (Chronicles of Amber)/Sabretooth (X-Men)
Darth Vader (Star Wars)/Dee-ari (The Dark Crystal)
Dr. Orpheus (The Venture Brothers)/Nelle Porter (Ally McBeal)
Harry Nash (Who Am I This Time?)/Hector Berlioz
Isaac Jaffe (Sports Night)/Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Jaina Solo (Star Wars)/Baldrick (Blackadder)
Leaven the Math Student (Cube)/Six (Tripping the Rift)
Mad-Eye Moody (HP)/Mooby the Golden Calf (Dogma)
Mad-Eye Moody (HP)/Ripper (BtVS)
McKay (SG Atlantis)/Leonard Shelby (Memento)
Proinsias Cassidy (Preacher)/Peach (Finding Nemo)
Ranma (Girl-Type)/Bowser (Super Mario games)
Saffron (Firefly)/Thursday Next (Jasper Fforde books)
Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket)/John Munch (Law and Order: SVU)
Setzer Gabbiani (Final Fantasy VI)/Peregrin Took (Lord of the Rings)
Socrates/Isadora Quagmire (SoUE)
The Conduit (Angel)/Sawyer (Lost)
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien)/Dan Rydell (Sports Night)
Violet (The Incredibles)/The Invisible Man (LXG)
Wendy (Peter Pan)/Sir Integra (Hellsing)
Will Parry (His Dark Materials)/Friedman (Joan of Arcadia)
Wolf (10th Kingdom)/Riddick (The Chronicles of Riddick)
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