Potion Description Generator

Descriptions for potions, magial or mundane. Or in a few cases just disgusting.

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The boiling, slimy elixir that is ivory with azure accretions on the side. It smells like salt water, but tastes like vegetables and cinnamon.
The bubbling elixir that is gray in color. It smells like bannanas, but tastes like peppermint and milk.
The chunky potion that is pink in color. It smells and tastes like salt water and beer.
The chunky substance that is scarlet with beyrl glows. It smells and tastes like sugar.
The fizzing, translucent, chunky mixture that is beyrl with cobolt oddiments. It smells like grass and honey, but tastes like cherries and salt water.
The fizzing, viscious substance that is ebony in color. It smells and tastes like wine and blood.
The glowing mixture that is vermillion in color. It smells like spinach and butter, but tastes like bannanas and salt water.
The glowing, bubbling, viscious fluid that is vermillion with silver oddiments. It smells like cinnamon and bread, but tastes like oranges.
The glowing, glowing draught that is green with cerulean accretions on the bottom. It smells like celery and blueberries, but tastes like tea and vegetables.
The ivory draught. It smells like fish and bread, but tastes like cucumber.
The metallic potion that is ebony with amber accretions on the bottom. It smells like cinnamon and alchohol, but tastes like grass.
The metallic, chunky elixir that is indigo with black flakes. It smells like urine and blood, but tastes like nuts and lettuce.
The moving elixir that is ruby in color. It smells like ashes, but tastes like oranges and peanuts.
The opalescent, thick potion that is topaz with green specks. It smells like peppermint, but tastes like excrement and beer.
The slimy draught that is blue in color. It smells like milk, but tastes like oranges.
The smoking, glowing tonic that is red with orange globules. It smells like blood and herbs, but tastes like raspberries.
The steaming, swirling, slimy tonic that is crimson in color. It smells like spice, but tastes like coconut.
The swirling, glowing potion that is white with azure globules. It smells like bread and earwax, but tastes like ginger.
The thin elixir that is ebony in color. It smells like cabbage, but tastes like cucumber and alchohol.
The transparent, watery mixture that is indigo in color. It smells like coffee and oranges, but tastes like peach and urine.

 

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