The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Armor of Cream
Astonishing Spell of Batter
Burning Incantation of Belching
Caffene Beam
Cage of Blathering
Cosmic Enchantment of the Elvis Impersonator
Dark Invocation of the Goths
Dread Invocation of the Peanut Butter Demon
Etheral Ceremony of the Cobblers
Hellish Blob of Batter
Jet of Peanut Butter
Luminous Ceremony of the Comedian
Protection from Crossdressers
Sawdust Shield
Spout of Bad Hygene


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