The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astonishing Spell of Sausage
Astounding Rite of the Fanboy
Beam of Hair
Burning Maelstorm of Batter
Cabalistic Torus of Detergent
Communicate with Lounge Singers
Create Diarrhea
Dark Chant of Grumpiness
Dispell Bad Hair
Divine Maelstorm of Toothpaste
Erruption of Athlete's Foot
Holy Torus of Hair
Hummus Jet
Magical Blast of Cardboard
Transmute Persperation Dragon


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