The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Butter Blast
Call Fanboy
Cause Hemorrhoids
Coffee Jet
Cosmic Chant of the Ramen Giant
Create Toejam in Comedian
Dominate Meat Demon
Infernal Spell of the Toejam Devil
Irritate Comedians
Maelstorm of Pudding
Protection from Mouthwash Fairy
Ramen Torus
Spastic Mustard Shield
Summon Geeks
Unholy Ice Cream Globe


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