The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Bile Armor
Burning Spell of Cotton Candy
Coffee Shield
Dark Incantation of Back Pain
Disc of Persperation
Extra-Planar Wall of Cream
Great Enchantment of the Juice Fairy
Mucus Assault
Pool of Low Self-Esteem
Sorcerous Evocation of the Champaigne Spirit
Speak with Cream Dragon
Torus of Stomach Upset
Ultimate Transfiguration of the Vaseline Angel
Unholy Ray of Vindictiveness
Wall of Anal-Retentiveness


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