The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Astounding Aura of Annoyance
Astounding Chant of Piles
Damned Spray of Foot Odor
Dark Glob of Neuroses
Eliminate Flatulence
Extra-Planar Invocation of Diarrhea
Extra-Planar Rite of Drunkeness
Extra-Planar Sawdust Cube
Flaming Rite of the Female Impersonator
Infernal Enchantment of the Sweat Golem
Luminous Transfiguration of Foot Odor
Prismatic Transfiguration of the Babysitters
Sawdust Curse
Unbelievable Cage of Cramps
Wall of Drooling

 

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