The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Bile Wall
Cabalistic Bolt of Drool
Corn Vortex
Cosmic Rite of the Groupies
Dominate Pus Spirit
Etheral Disc of Sinus Drainage
Great Mucus Ray
Great Ritual of Coffee
Holy Incantation of the Hummus Devil
Invoke Irregularity in Schoolteachers
Lettuce Assault
Mystic Enchantment of Low Self-Esteem
Spastic Ceremony of Sausage
Spastic Toejam Globe
Unholy Assault of Toothpaste


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