The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Alchemical Ritual of Steak Sauce
Assault of Toothpaste
Astounding Tinsel Bolt
Cabalistic Blob of Cotton
Confetti Cage
Globe of Balsa
Heal Constipation in Dentists
Infernal Ritual of Drooling
Magical Blob of Pornography
Spastic Assault of Yarn
Spiritual Invocation of the Saliva Elemental
Ultimate Invocation of Fertlizer
Ultimate Invocation of the Mouthwash Elemental
Unholy Ball of Coffee
Vinegar Storm


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