The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Alchemical Ritual of Bad Taste
Annoy Sweat Devil
Blast of Cramps
Blast of Piles
Burning Earwax Jet
Cursed Caffene Torus
Cursed Transfiguration of the Geek
Destroy Church Lady
Disc of Cream
Invoke Bad Taste in Accountants
Invoke Cramps in Milkmaid
Mustard Ray
Occult Bolt of Salivation
Prismatic Jet of Immaturity
Sorcerous Ceremony of Stupidity


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