The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astral Ceremony of Syrup
Astrological Field of Pudding
Bolt of Mucus
Cabalistic Bolt of Warts
Communicate with Peanut Butter Dragon
Create Nervousness in Boyband
Cure Low Self-Esteem
Dispell Impoliteness
Erruption of Ramen
Etheral Assault of Incontinence
Flaming Rite of the Stripper
Magical Globe of Pornography
Protection from Accountants
Spank Coffee Golem
Spiritual Lettuce Jet


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