The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Astounding Flatulence Curse
Astral Incantation of Onion Dip
Blob of Mustard
Communicate with Mustard Devil
Concealment from Boybands
Cosmic Pasta Cage
Dread Warp of Anal-Retentiveness
Eliminate Irregularity in Strippers
Globe of Salad Dressing
Great Bolt of Tinsel
Illusionary Evocation of the Champaigne Spirit
Illusionary Rite of the Hummus Elemental
Induce Foot Fetish in Church Ladies
Slay Costumers
Talk to Costumers


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