The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Amazing Aura of Cola
Batter Cage
Call Fanboys
Create Belching
Curse of Diarrhea
Dispell Ranting in Manicurists
Flaming Globe of Constipation
Grand Enchantment of the Mustard Giant
Hellish Invocation of the Elvis Impersonators
Holy Transfiguration of the Juice Fairy
Induce Arrogance
Invoke Whining in Crossdressers
Spank Manicurists
Talk to Meat Angel
Ultimate Blast of Tinsel


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