The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Annoy Stripper
Bind Hummus Entity
Cause Hemorrhoids in Geeks
Conjure Gym Teacher
Cosmic Transfiguration of Sinus Drainage
Cube of Foot Odor
Cure Diarrhea
Divine Chocolate Bolt
Flaming Aura of Stupidity
Flaming Rite of Cabbage
Invoke Anal-Retentiveness
Magical Fertlizer Globe
Persperation Armor
Summon Comedian
Torus of Onion Dip


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