The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Burning Ceremony of the Coffee Entity
Confetti Sphere
Damned Incantation of the Elvis Impersonator
Dark Rite of the Lounge Singers
Dispell Manicurist
Divine Bolt of Flatulence
Etheral Mucus Wall
Illusionary Chant of Dandruff
Infernal Jet of Stomach Upset
Invisibility to Female Impersonators
Invoke Dandruff in Female Impersonators
Pornography Blast
Spiritual Deoderant Field
Vortex of Fertlizer
Warp of Pus

 

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