The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Bacon Sphere
Bolt of Sawdust
Communicate with Confetti Angel
Dark Ritual of the Corn Dragon
Dispell Wannabes
Eliminate Constipation in Posers
Great Enchantment of Mustard
Heal Diarrhea in Groupie
Illusionary Chant of the Yogurt Golem
Luminous Beam of Neuroses
Magical Evocation of Bedhead
Magical Rite of Mouthwash
Overwhelming Enchantment of Fertlizer
Prismatic Invocation of Warts
Spastic Juice Disc


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