The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Bolt of Pus
Curse of Toothpaste
Detergent Bolt
Extra-Planar Enchantment of Acne
Glob of Detergent
Grand Ceremony of the Pudding Giant
Grand Cube of Whining
Great Spell of the Costumers
Heavenly Invocation of Stupidity
Spastic Peanut Butter Beam
Spray of Sinus Drainage
Summon Chimneysweeps
Transmute Fangirls
Transmute Pasta Elemental
Zone of Athlete's Foot


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