The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Alchemical Spell of the Milk Golem
Astonishing Spell of Balsa
Cabalistic Incantation of Pasta
Communicate with Detergent Spirit
Curse of Urine
Damned Wall of Mustard
Dark Warp of Juice
Dispell Drooling in Lounge Singer
Extra-Planar Pus Erruption
Grand Persperation Glob
Heal Halitosis
Heal Incontinence
Hermetic Chant of the Earwax Giant
Invoke Sinus Drainage in Costumer
Luminous Invocation of Pornography


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