The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Alchemical Incantation of the Elvis Impersonators
Alchemical Persperation Bolt
Astrological Saliva Zone
Ball of Vindictiveness
Banish Goth
Blast of Drool
Cursed Ritual of the Onion Dip Demon
Hellish Rite of the Vaseline Fairy
Infernal Invocation of Corn
Luminous Invocation of Pudding
Magical Ceremony of Ice Cream
Overwhelming Bolt of Batter
Pool of Cotton Candy
Protection from Cardboard Entity
Ultimate Enchantment of the Editors


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