The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Alchemical Evocation of the Cream Entity
Cursed Bile Shield
Damned Chant of Pudding
Dandruff Beam
Divine Bacon Jet
Divine Glob of Cabbage
Divine Rite of Champaigne
Heavenly Enchantment of Nose Picking
Infernal Transfiguration of Stomach Upset
Invoke Athlete's Foot in Church Ladies
Pool of Foot Odor
Saliva Spout
Speak with Persperation Giant
Spiritual Ceremony of Anal-Retentiveness
Storm of Diarrhea


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