Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the sneaky monkeys that are immune to bullets!
Release the single-minded penguins that can smell fear!
Release the regenerating android mules!
Release the super-strong single-minded vampire hummingbirds!
Release the hateful mechanical crocodiles with laser eyes!
Release the sneaky berserk vampire capybaras!
Release the psychic roaches with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the radioactive super-intelligent demonic capybaras with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the enormous sneaky radioactive possums with self-destruct devices!
Release the psychopathic teleporting mechanical oxen!
Release the assasin slugs that can control minds!
Release the genetically-engineered hateful capybaras!
Release the enormous sneaky rats!
Release the teleporting mice that live to destroy!
Release the anthropomorphic murderous chihuahuas that feed off of fear!

 

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