Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the insane regenerating mice!
Release the radioactive assasin vampire squirrels that spew deadly parasites!
Release the anthropomorphic berserk horses!
Release the anthropomorphic supersonic porcupines powered by atomic energy!
Release the sneaky throat-ripping demonic pandas!
Release the single-minded ninja chickens with laser eyes!
Release the psychopathic invisible squirrels!
Release the enormous stealthy oxen with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the anthropomorphic regenerating mechanical mules!
Release the mind-controlled stealthy squirrels with laser eyes!
Release the stealthy supersonic rats powered by atomic energy!
Release the armored stealthy chickens with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the murderous supersonic armadilloes!
Release the super-intelligent radioactive mechanical squid powered by atomic energy!
Release the angry regenerating sheep with the ability to walk up walls!

 

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