Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the android whales with laser eyes!
Release the radioactive super-intelligent demonic hamsters!
Release the armored mind-controlled chihuahuas!
Release the genetically-engineered mind-controlled psychic poodles!
Release the mind-controlled ducks that live to destroy!
Release the regenerating insane throat-ripping cheetahs!
Release the shape-shifting angry radioactive housecats!
Release the crazed invisible demonic crocodiles!
Release the supersonic super-intelligent vampire whales with self-destruct devices!
Release the genetically-engineered regenerating demonic elephants!
Release the minature hateful telepathic demonic sloths with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the hateful possums that feed off of fear!
Release the invisible mind-controlled super-intelligent demonic oxen!
Release the minature murderous ninja demonic squirrels!
Release the anthropomorphic psychopathic invisible oxen that can emit electrical bursts!


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