Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the berserk teleporting robot chihuahuas!
Release the psychic genetically-engineered hamsters that can smell fear!
Release the super-strong shape-shifting porcupines with laser eyes!
Release the giant berserk spiders!
Release the anthropomorphic berserk wildebeasts!
Release the berserk stealthy genetically-engineered gekos!
Release the giant berserk cyborg pandas!
Release the demonic porcupines that throw blasts of energy!
Release the regenerating single-minded mechanical porcupines!
Release the minature hateful gunea pigs that spit poison darts!
Release the anthropomorphic ducks that feed off of fear!
Release the super-strong berserk pandas with self-destruct devices!
Release the mind-controlled gunea pigs with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the supersonic insane chihuahuas!
Release the mind-controlled genetically-engineered shrimp with self-destruct devices!

 

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