Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the giant single-minded pigs with the ability to walk up walls!
Release the invisible hateful spiders!
Release the invisible teleporting demonic capybaras that can smell fear!
Release the invisible psychic hippos that live to destroy!
Release the armored berserk iguanas!
Release the super-strong mind-controlled badgers!
Release the hateful android monkeys!
Release the armored hateful berserk bunnies that feed off of fear!
Release the minature sneaky ninja mules that live to destroy!
Release the genetically-engineered psychopathic vampire deer powered by atomic energy!
Release the crazed genetically-engineered kangaroos with laser eyes!
Release the crazed berserk squirrels!
Release the teleporting housecats that spit poison darts!
Release the super-strong telepathic demonic chickens!
Release the mind-controlled throat-ripping genetically-engineered yorkshire terriers!


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