Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the regenerating single-minded sneaky elephants with self-destruct devices!
Release the throat-ripping android hummingbirds that spit poison darts!
Release the anthropomorphic murderous armadilloes!
Release the sneaky rats with laser eyes!
Release the mind-controlled invisible genetically-engineered pigs!
Release the sneaky slugs with laser eyes!
Release the insane vampire deer!
Release the sneaky super-intelligent robot swans armed with machine guns!
Release the supersonic stealthy vampire spiders!
Release the giant radioactive swans!
Release the giant stealthy pandas that spit poison darts!
Release the super-fast psychopathic shape-shifting cyborg badgers!
Release the crazed mechanical rats armed with machine guns!
Release the mind-controlled throat-ripping elephants with poisonous breath!
Release the insane platypi that are immune to bullets!


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