Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Release the anthropomorphic angry ninja capybaras that spit poison darts!
Release the regenerating demonic elephants with poisonous breath!
Release the angry demonic mice!
Release the supersonic psychic mules!
Release the psychopathic assasin mechanical turkeys that spew deadly parasites!
Release the genetically-engineered crazed android cheetahs armed with machine guns!
Release the single-minded throat-ripping armadilloes with laser eyes!
Release the genetically-engineered supersonic cheetahs with laser eyes!
Release the super-intelligent genetically-engineered swans!
Release the giant sneaky ninja psychic pigs!
Release the invisible psychic shrimp!
Release the murderous psychic ducks with self-destruct devices!
Release the invisible crazed teleporting genetically-engineered elephants that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the super-strong hateful regenerating android ducks!
Release the crazed shape-shifting vampire horses that can smell fear!


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