Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the sneaky telepathic possums with self-destruct devices!
Release the minature murderous android squirrels powered by atomic energy!
Release the anthropomorphic teleporting vampire bears!
Release the minature berserk demonic beavers!
Release the supersonic murderous armadilloes with poisonous breath!
Release the invisible mind-controlled teleporting chimpunks!
Release the minature regenerating hamsters!
Release the berserk genetically-engineered hummingbirds armed with machine guns!
Release the super-strong mind-controlled genetically-engineered yorkshire terriers that feed off of fear!
Release the shape-shifting mind-controlled psychic possums that can control minds!
Release the mind-controlled mechanical poodles!
Release the throat-ripping cyborg hummingbirds with the ability to emit EMP bursts!
Release the minature swans that spew deadly parasites!
Release the minature hateful ducks with laser eyes!
Release the radioactive single-minded psychic demonic platypi that spit poison darts!

 

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