Humorous Anime Power Generator

Anime provides us with many memorable cases of characters yelling out long strings of words before smiting their enemies. Of course something that beloved deserves a bit of parody . . .

Your Options:
Powers
Aero Stapler
Algebra Shaft
Changing Sewing
Country Corruption
Cursed Knitting Hacking Bacon Soul
Demon Fuzzy-Wuzzy Edge
Epoch Mascara
Face-Time Net
Gleaming H.R. True Stickpin
Halitosis Wizardry
Infernal Surfboard Posessing Nailclipper
Killing Insulation
Love Hokey-Pokey Crucifixion Tack
Massage Punch
Morph Nailfile Persuer
Motor Automotive Fang Cufflink
Motorized Raspberry Hypnotic Taco Vision
Passenger-side Defender
Posedion Windshield Angelic Vomit
Sage ISO 9001 Tree Annoyance
Soap Shocker
Telegraph Transformation
Unholy Garlic Occult Cufflink Harpoon
Vanilla Cutter
Viral Wine Dream

 

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