Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Articulated Bacon Lithopiston
Articulated Belcher-o-meter
Complaining Calculator
Explosive Neutron Dynainsulter
Gin Electrical Aquainfuriator
Hockey Macrocomputer
Internet-enabled Acid Oglerion
Klein Bottle Electroinsulter
Knitting Schizoprowler
Lampshade Kilodriver
Management Supersonic Eggbeater
Military Chocolate Ultraflyer
Military-grade Snot Holderyzer
Rice Simulator
Spork Freezer
Stabilized Chocolate-coated Simulatornoid
Time Pinball
Ultrasonic Macrodoodler
Unstable Gyro-stabilized Slapper
Watt Aquahankerchief


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