Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Baseball Gyroscopic Hyperbarfer
Batter-dipped Time Insulteroid
Cigar Rocket
Electronic Plywood Cosmoklein Bottle
Explosive Astroslapper
Explosive Urine Cosmopiston
Expresso Concealeranoid
Frictionless Gin Technoadapter
Fusion-powered Wire Pyrobelcher
Gyro-stabilized Eyedrop Alternator-o-meter
Gyro-stabilized Whiner
Gyroscopic Grenade Rhymer
High-speed Nuclear Yodeler
Management Burbon Schizoprobe
Military Carbonated Chip
Minty Supersonic Tripperanoid
Plaid Gyro-stabilized Freezeranoid
Plywood Cryodriver
Sub-spatial Mechanosocks
Tripod-mounted Fusion-powered Nucleobelcher

 

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